PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT
Andrés Iniesta – They run after him. They surround him. They foul him. But in the end, Iniesta wins.
MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER
Robin van Persie – Off the back of his best domestic season, he produced three clumsy, insipid performances and his team ended up with zero points.
WORST TEAM OF THE TOURNAMENT
Republic of Ireland – Worse than Poland, Ukraine, Greece or any other team. In a tournament full of high-level football and tactics, Ireland looked like amateurs.
Shay Given – It went down as a Mandzukic goal but we all know that it was really a classic diving header o.g.
Hell, Ukraine – this was from the Ukraine vs France match. Did Nasri say something to upset Thor?
All Of Them – Every single bloody one. Ugh!
The Shy Russian Fan – Elia / Elly / Eloise-Mary-Jane / Whatever her name is.
2ND SEXIEST MOMENT
Slaven Bilic and a Fan – getting to first base like a boss!
BEST FIRST NAME FOR SCORING GOALS
Mario – Is it Gomez? Mandzukic? Balotelli? Who cares, just give me my money!
BEST INTERNATIONAL TEAM EVER?
Spain? – Euro 2008, World Cup 2010 and now Euro 2012. Playing fantastic football and without a single goal conceded in the 10 knockout games of those three competitions.